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Oct 6
1)美国政府终于决定开修大陆国庆长假。
2)正商议是否以春潮为借口再放它一假。
3)正积极听取并将确实采纳中国社会主义形式的官场硬功夫。
4)努力学习吃、喝、玩、乐、打牌、闹酒、桑拿、K歌,泡妞等入门技巧。

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Sep 25

明月幾時有?把酒問清天。不知天上宮闕,今夕是何年。

幾位同仁認為上述詩詞不夠GoNow,為此我們做了修改。 另外幾位同仁認為這是一千多年以前的舊調子了,太陳舊,太遲緩;又一次,冒昧地,我們給它換了油,加了個消聲器, 減震閥,左顧秋右顧秋總算又把它給打起火來; 可是還是有人說,懷舊和悲哀是阻止 GoNow上路的弊病,只能用Isotonic Capable 才能得以解決; 我們終於決定試一試,於是扔掉了酒杯,吹滅了燈籠,拖上蘇東坡在一天傍晚去聽2nd Look (那時還叫2nd Look, 現在改叫UBP了)。 走出來頭暈腦脹且無言,蘇開始以不同的語調子吟詩作賦。 一年前我們在本網發表的一篇蘇寫的鬧詩獲得了一連串的旋轉性的反應。

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Aug 14
一个声音高叫着 - Get Paid to Shop -  "赶快买呀,给你经济自由!"

We’ve satirized the “Second Look” through spoof and since then the term “Second Look” has been changed and replaced by UBP.  Just recently we’ve decided to satirize UBP and would like to run a series of it.  We’d expect that soon after the term UBP will likely to change and be replaced by something else.  For better or for worse,  UBP no longer stands for UnFranchise Business Presentation, at least in our satire, it doesn’t, it's new abbreviation reads Unlock Bitter Points (Chinese equivalent: 哪壶不开提哪壶).
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Sep 13

甜苦庆中秋 不指定

[ 2008-9-13 03:50 | by: lawrence509 | Bittersweet Chocolate | Original | Reads(43710) | Comments(0)]

一首打油词,满有意思,送大家解趣,共勉!

『水调歌头:明月天天有』
苏轼词又填
明月天天有, 找人不能闲。 却问今年官税,价耸几多钱? 我欲弃车徒步,又恐油跌股涨,
辗转且周旋。起办家庭会,货走支票先。转账处,寻客户,获无沿。不应有怨,别时长脸逢时圆。人有悲欢离合,事有阴晴圆缺,创业难求全。 只要埋头苦,三年抱婵娟。


祝愿大家中秋快乐, 阖家团聚, 多吃月饼! 另外有两个新消息跟大家分享, 请读全文...

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